'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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