Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
All the doctor said was why
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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