He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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