therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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