i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
where are you?
Hypothermia
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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