So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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