If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Randomize
