Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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