miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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