He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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