I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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