She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
