I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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