She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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