I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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