Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it hurts more in the daytime
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think I sprained my soul last night
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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