Do you still have your period?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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