do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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