real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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