I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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