Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You pole danced in your parka.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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