I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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