this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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