There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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