how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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