Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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