we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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