What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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