I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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