susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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