i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Will exercising make me less horny?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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