you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
