i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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