Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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