Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
my liver is dry heaving
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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