i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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