did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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