i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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