I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Randomize