you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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