Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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