I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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