The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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