We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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