i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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