He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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