Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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