Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Have you been drinking my beer?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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