it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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