Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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