Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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