So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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