woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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