You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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