There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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