how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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