Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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