i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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