i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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