She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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