And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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