I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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